Saturday, October 14, 2006
A Good Way to Study Economics1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marryme> That's Direct Marketing2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you say: He's very rich. Marry him.> That's Advertising3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.> That's Telemarketing4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?> That's Public Relations5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and say:You are very rich! Can you marry me?> That's Brand Recognition6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say; I am very rich. Marry me! She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.> That's Customer Feedback7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me And she introduces you to her husband. > That's demand and supply gap8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her : I'm rich. Will you marry me? and she goes with him.> That's competition eating into your market share 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her andbefore you say: I'm rich, Marry me And your wife arrives.> That's barriers to entry10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me Another guy with flowers said: I am richer. Marry me!> That's absolute advantage.11. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I'm very rich. Marry me! Her equally gorgeous friend tags along for the rest of the night.That's economies of scale.12. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, I'm very rich. Marry me! Two years later, you have kids. > That's the multiplier effect.LOL! CS sent dis to me...
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